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LEGO is perhaps the ideal toy. It fosters creativity, and from that creativity and freedom flow myriad works of breathtaking calibre. The LEGO fandom at its best is an incredible creative force, producing amazing works of scale and complexity beyond our wildest dreams, rendered lovingly in perhaps the most versatile childrens' toy there is.

That's not the part of the fandom we're here to celebrate.

This one's for the unintentional comedy the LEGO fanbase so often affords. The quirky, offensive, uneducated or otherwise unintentionally funny comments on forums and news sites alike. The fan art and writing of questionable calibre. The hastily slapped together MOCs. The senseless loldrama. And above all else, the people who take it all far, far too seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to the very bottom of the barrel that is the LEGO fandom.

Now, if you're here looking for the really great stuff from the LEGO fandom, then you're probably looking for our other blog, the Solace of LEGOman Values. Alternatively, you're actually looking for any number of high-quality LEGO blogs, but hey, more doesn't hurt.

A side note: we (probably) don't hate you. We actually don't hate anything at all! We just find your words or actions really funny, and we're sharing the incredible mirth with the world.

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Posts tagged "sonic the hedgehog"

I dunno why, but it’s the copy of Sonic 06 that really sells it for me

What if… bionicles had sonic forms

I don’t think Tahu could hold a sword with his dislocated thumb hand

No comments on the yaoi hand though

It’s supposed to be Miserix

I feel like I have to say that because every Sonic fancharacter looks exactly the same to me

sonicle: the hedgehog reborn

“Sonic the Bionicle”

Age: 21Powers: Manipulation over electricity via her knivesWeapon: 6 Electric KnivesBio: Number II in the Brotherhood of Destral. Lariska is the only one of her kind to exist, a Chupacabra. She was always denied by everyone she ever met. One day, her being segregated from society got to her, and she snapped, vowing every Mobian who treated her with such intolerance would pay. One day Ashura came to her and offered her a chance to get her wish by joining his newfound brotherhood’s cause, telling her Destral would make everyone who opposed him pay for being sealed away. She is nimble, and very dangerous. She also has an extremely ill temper, and is very cruel and extremely sadistic. She refuses to look back at other Mobians, and those allied with them, hoping Destral kills them all when he awakens from his prison. She is cold-hearted, even to the other members of the Brotherhood of Destral. (all except for Ashura, as she has a special respect for him after they first met) She immediately knew the 8 neophyte members were spies, as she recognized all seven of them, and sold them out to Ashura. It is her cold-hearted nature and sadisticness that gets many to call her things like “witch” and other things, but as long as she hears it from her fellow members, she knows she’s doing her part during a mission. If it comes from someone other than that, or a neophyte, she beats them relentlessly without mercy until they know to both respect and fear her.

lariska the hedgehog*
let that sink in for a minute
(that said I can’t believe this is a Lariska depiction of any description that doesn’t have awful tits)
*yes i know it’s not actually a hedgehog but who cares it’s sonic

Age: 21
Powers: Manipulation over electricity via her knives
Weapon: 6 Electric Knives
Bio: Number II in the Brotherhood of Destral. Lariska is the only one of her kind to exist, a Chupacabra. She was always denied by everyone she ever met. One day, her being segregated from society got to her, and she snapped, vowing every Mobian who treated her with such intolerance would pay. One day Ashura came to her and offered her a chance to get her wish by joining his newfound brotherhood’s cause, telling her Destral would make everyone who opposed him pay for being sealed away. She is nimble, and very dangerous. She also has an extremely ill temper, and is very cruel and extremely sadistic. She refuses to look back at other Mobians, and those allied with them, hoping Destral kills them all when he awakens from his prison. She is cold-hearted, even to the other members of the Brotherhood of Destral. (all except for Ashura, as she has a special respect for him after they first met) She immediately knew the 8 neophyte members were spies, as she recognized all seven of them, and sold them out to Ashura. It is her cold-hearted nature and sadisticness that gets many to call her things like “witch” and other things, but as long as she hears it from her fellow members, she knows she’s doing her part during a mission. If it comes from someone other than that, or a neophyte, she beats them relentlessly without mercy until they know to both respect and fear her.

lariska the hedgehog*

let that sink in for a minute

(that said I can’t believe this is a Lariska depiction of any description that doesn’t have awful tits)

*yes i know it’s not actually a hedgehog but who cares it’s sonic

I think we might have already posted this ages ago but this is really the only proper way to end Sonic Night™

I thought this Cuusoo project looked decent at first glance

And then I saw their Sonic “minifig”

It’s back

Well then

Amy Rose the Hedgehog The Movie →

You may remember the crudely drawn Zaktan picture under the title “Zaktan the Hedgehog”. It came from this ungodly abomination of a fanfic that crosses over Bionicle and Sonic. Who ever wrote this was on drugs. Expired drugs.

“Hakann - With Pink & Blue Frosting, Yummy”

I could’ve lived without this mental image

Isn’t that cute!?Surge is reading Joshua Goldstone a bedtime story. It is about the Bionicle saga because Surge though that it would inspire and motivate Hero Factory heroes to try their best.

there is a world of “Surge the Hedgehog ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL” jokes open to me here, and I don’t even know where to begin

Isn’t that cute!?

Surge is reading Joshua Goldstone a bedtime story. It is about the Bionicle saga because Surge though that it would inspire and motivate Hero Factory heroes to try their best.