your jumpy and a whole humpy
That's not the part of the fandom we're here to celebrate.
This one's for the unintentional comedy the LEGO fanbase so often affords. The quirky, offensive, uneducated or otherwise unintentionally funny comments on forums and news sites alike. The fan art and writing of questionable calibre. The hastily slapped together MOCs. The senseless loldrama. And above all else, the people who take it all far, far too seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to the very bottom of the barrel that is the LEGO fandom.
Now, if you're here looking for the really great stuff from the LEGO fandom, then you're probably looking for our other blog, the Solace of LEGOman Values. Alternatively, you're actually looking for any number of high-quality LEGO blogs, but hey, more doesn't hurt.
A side note: we (probably) don't hate you. We actually don't hate anything at all! We just find your words or actions really funny, and we're sharing the incredible mirth with the world.
That… sure is a thing that someone made
We don’t run shittybionititties but okay
yes i gave her breasts and hips please shut up
No. :)
A relaxed Breez beconing for you to sit next to her =3
so a friend made the mistake of trying to see what furaffinity had to offer in terms of LEGO content; she emerged a changed woman with a fuckton of mental scarring
also neckbreasts why
So, I found this on deviantArt…
There’s nothing I could say about this that hasn’t been beaten to death elsewhere on this blog besides mentioning the awful toes.
And quite frankly, mentioning the toes would be bordering on ironic given they’re arguably the least offensive part of this MOC.
This is Ovea, the second Glatorian of Vulcanus, and a character in the Yesterday Quest and Secrets of the Star. She is essentially a more feminine version of Malum. the weapons on her arms are Flywheel-type things that give a spin to the two Thornax Launchers after being fired, and also can be used as melee buzzsaws after her Thornax balls have been used.
presenting a key contender for “Worst Breasts on a Bonkles MOC 2012”
This was in a majshelf folder titled “Cleavage”
The description was simply “six titties”
WHY
Каукау-каукау-каукау-каукау (Kaukau-kaukau-kaukau-kaukau)
Okay look, if you’re gonna do shitty bonklesbreasts like this, you could at least make them not use the same mask as the one the MOC is using for its ACTUAL mask. Now it just looks like a really bizarrely arranged set of three heads.
Also let’s take this moment to appreciate the fact that the MOCist specifically built “bouncing” (probably just ball joints adjusted in stop motion frames to give the appearance of bouncing, but it’s pretty much the same thing given its portrayal here) functionality into this thing’s tits.
plastic bewbs
Well, at least he’s being honest and upfront about it.
