your jumpy and a whole humpy

LEGO is perhaps the ideal toy. It fosters creativity, and from that creativity and freedom flow myriad works of breathtaking calibre. The LEGO fandom at its best is an incredible creative force, producing amazing works of scale and complexity beyond our wildest dreams, rendered lovingly in perhaps the most versatile childrens' toy there is.

That's not the part of the fandom we're here to celebrate.

This one's for the unintentional comedy the LEGO fanbase so often affords. The quirky, offensive, uneducated or otherwise unintentionally funny comments on forums and news sites alike. The fan art and writing of questionable calibre. The hastily slapped together MOCs. The senseless loldrama. And above all else, the people who take it all far, far too seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to the very bottom of the barrel that is the LEGO fandom.

Now, if you're here looking for the really great stuff from the LEGO fandom, then you're probably looking for our other blog, the Solace of LEGOman Values. Alternatively, you're actually looking for any number of high-quality LEGO blogs, but hey, more doesn't hurt.

A side note: we (probably) don't hate you. We actually don't hate anything at all! We just find your words or actions really funny, and we're sharing the incredible mirth with the world.
Posts tagged "oddities"

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so this is an actual advertisement currently on brickset

casually adds to the list of LEGO characters which look unsettlingly like creepy sex offenders (population: furno 2.0)

Um..yeah. Boredom and an abundance of heads and torsos leads to madness. Now, choose either “Ride the Train” or “Jump in the Line” and you’ve got a party!

it appears we have stumbled upon some sort of bizarre orgy

edit: this mod is surprised the obvious reference to Human Centipede slipped our notice.

So I was poking around Old BZP’s marketplace trying to find the Vakama’s Foundry topic to show a friend, and while searching for it I came across this bizarre topic: in which someone tried to sell little cans of an unidentified substance supposed to resemble protodermis.

This topic once had pictures of the mysterious substance for sale, but alas, it looks like Ninjo edited those out for whatever reason long ago.  If anything, this blank in the record makes it funnier to speculate about exactly what this stuff was.

Is it just me, or is Stormer touching the Batbutt…?

also this confirms every pervert suspicion I’ve ever had about Furno

This is part of Gatanui’s current BZP sig.  This isn’t stupid or anything, nor am I highlighting it as such.  Actually, I find it kind of fascinating that these two emotes have evolved in such a way that they now carry these connotations different or even contradictory to their original intent, to the point where he has to clarify and debunk said different connotations for the purpose of his use.  BZP’s sociological oddities like these are actually very interesting, in a strange way.