your jumpy and a whole humpy
That's not the part of the fandom we're here to celebrate.
This one's for the unintentional comedy the LEGO fanbase so often affords. The quirky, offensive, uneducated or otherwise unintentionally funny comments on forums and news sites alike. The fan art and writing of questionable calibre. The hastily slapped together MOCs. The senseless loldrama. And above all else, the people who take it all far, far too seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to the very bottom of the barrel that is the LEGO fandom.
Now, if you're here looking for the really great stuff from the LEGO fandom, then you're probably looking for our other blog, the Solace of LEGOman Values. Alternatively, you're actually looking for any number of high-quality LEGO blogs, but hey, more doesn't hurt.
A side note: we (probably) don't hate you. We actually don't hate anything at all! We just find your words or actions really funny, and we're sharing the incredible mirth with the world.
so Crack Jag attempted* to order Black Six a pizza with Six’s own money
this is actually a significant improvement over that hacking horseshit and it’s actually pretty funny, stalker implications aside, but yeah it’s obvious that he’s snapped
*and by attempted I mean failed; maybe using Six’s email address was a bad idea because y’know, they allow people to cancel the order
Part of me is legitimately curious as to what on earth possessed him to discover this. Though, it wouldn’t surprise me if there is at least one BZP member who spends their time constantly testing the filter to see if things are there.
(though come on, this shit is basic anatomy, it’s nothing to be worried about)
BZP is back. Not much more to be said on the matter, but here’s what Six has to say on the matter - I’m pleasantly surprised to find it’s more than the usual following a hack attack.
We now return you to your scheduled doldrums - and hopefully, we’ll stay there and this horseshit won’t happen again. It probably will though because come on this is BZP; this happens all the time.
(also we can confirm that, unlike the MiB and other infamous individuals from BZP’s past, “Crack Jag” and variants thereof aren’t word-filtered. I guess it’s not that surprising - those filterings were the work of BRex, not exactly the most mature indivdual, and Six at least has that going for him.)
Hello everyone, I’m the “Malicious Individual” that was mentioned by the admins, and yes, I have taken over your servers. However, as per usual, the admins are only telling half the story, and not giving you all the info. If you have any questions, or want to know what is going on or why this is happening, you can contact me on skype at the following username: “crackjag” You can also email me at the following address: “crackjag@umail.net”
Oh, and admins, I would appreciate it if you didn’t delete this message, otherwise I may be forced to inflict punishment along the lines of what happened last night. Thanks!
UPDATE: You have 1 min to Re-open the forums, or the story database is going to be deleted.
My twitter, for updates: Crackjag Twitter
oh my fucking god is this guy serious
I mean BZP hasn’t even had any real drama lately
and suddenly this guy comes out of nowhere with his 1337 HAXXOR SKILLZ to act like some sort of ridiculous supervillain
WHAT’S IS that guys even his PROBLEM?
oh and he has a Twitter too
this just might be the saddest thing I’ve seen in weeks
but yeah basically that’s what’s up with BZP right now, for those who are rightly confused; more as it happens
