your jumpy and a whole humpy

LEGO is perhaps the ideal toy. It fosters creativity, and from that creativity and freedom flow myriad works of breathtaking calibre. The LEGO fandom at its best is an incredible creative force, producing amazing works of scale and complexity beyond our wildest dreams, rendered lovingly in perhaps the most versatile childrens' toy there is.

That's not the part of the fandom we're here to celebrate.

This one's for the unintentional comedy the LEGO fanbase so often affords. The quirky, offensive, uneducated or otherwise unintentionally funny comments on forums and news sites alike. The fan art and writing of questionable calibre. The hastily slapped together MOCs. The senseless loldrama. And above all else, the people who take it all far, far too seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, here's to the very bottom of the barrel that is the LEGO fandom.

Now, if you're here looking for the really great stuff from the LEGO fandom, then you're probably looking for our other blog, the Solace of LEGOman Values. Alternatively, you're actually looking for any number of high-quality LEGO blogs, but hey, more doesn't hurt.

A side note: we (probably) don't hate you. We actually don't hate anything at all! We just find your words or actions really funny, and we're sharing the incredible mirth with the world.
Posts tagged "bad MOCs"

There are a lot of reasons why I would put this here, but the main reason is that I think this may be a member of Higha’s tribe

The Master of Shadows

it sure is

(man it’s been a while)

“Sonic the Bionicle”

That… sure is a thing that someone made

I think we might have already posted this ages ago but this is really the only proper way to end Sonic Night

I thought this Cuusoo project looked decent at first glance
And then I saw their Sonic “minifig”

I thought this Cuusoo project looked decent at first glance

And then I saw their Sonic “minifig”

Well then

Well then

Hello everyone! i always wanted Bulk XL, but TLG hasn’t make one so far, so i thought of making it myself. but then, i don’t have enough desired parts, since the parts that already have are limited. therefore, i make this MOC in LDD, since i can use any parts i want in any colour i want. as you can see, this MOC have an asymetrical design. this is because lately i’m interested in robot with asymetrical design.

further confirming that nothing good will ever come of XL Heroes

…Oh dear

also

Okay now let’s just go back to pretending that bzpreview was never a thing please

A fallen warrior banished from the arena but seeks his revenge developed the ability to transform into to a gun jet kills other warriors who oppose him or have beet him in the past his gun can turn the smallest part into a clone

I think the biggest question here is who actually supported this

Wait no it was MakutaKlak, mystery solved

yes i gave her breasts and hips please shut up

No. :)

A relaxed Breez beconing for you to sit next to her =3

so a friend made the mistake of trying to see what furaffinity had to offer in terms of LEGO content; she emerged a changed woman with a fuckton of mental scarring

also neckbreasts why

Tahu

Ultimate Lego power

Matthew Huff: http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/vahkilord/Tahu/dscf0150.jpg
Matthew Huff: How very Slizers of you Tahu.
philbertcs: Not Slizer enough
philbertcs: His head isn’t on his crotch

So, I found this on deviantArt…

There’s nothing I could say about this that hasn’t been beaten to death elsewhere on this blog besides mentioning the awful toes.

And quite frankly, mentioning the toes would be bordering on ironic given they’re arguably the least offensive part of this MOC.

This is Ovea, the second Glatorian of Vulcanus, and a character in the Yesterday Quest and Secrets of the Star. She is essentially a more feminine version of Malum. the weapons on her arms are Flywheel-type things that give a spin to the two Thornax Launchers after being fired, and also can be used as melee buzzsaws after her Thornax balls have been used.

presenting a key contender for “Worst Breasts on a Bonkles MOC 2012”