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sometimes dumb, ridiculous and/or offensive shit happens in the lego fandom (or fandoms plural i guess given how separate a beast the bionicle fandom is)

we're here to point and laugh and occasionally write long-winded essays about the fandom or even more long-winded reviews of the stuff this fandom's actually about

children's construction toys aren't serious business

if you're looking for unironically GOOD lego stuff though, then you're in the wrong place and want our other blog solace of legoman values (or any one of the countless other good lego blogs out there but eh who cares)

alternatively you're looking for our two other ironic masterpieces, thornax express and BIONICLES ADVENTURS COMIXS

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I was just thinking how little we use the “barely modified sets” tag these days. This is supposed to be a Toa version of Kumo (some dude from MNOLGII). I can KINDA get behind this because apparently Greg confirmed when Matoran transform into Toa they transform into what they believe Toa look like, which would sort of make sense in this case… but couldn’t this guy have, at the very LEAST, given him a different weapon?

I was just thinking how little we use the “barely modified sets” tag these days. This is supposed to be a Toa version of Kumo (some dude from MNOLGII). I can KINDA get behind this because apparently Greg confirmed when Matoran transform into Toa they transform into what they believe Toa look like, which would sort of make sense in this case… but couldn’t this guy have, at the very LEAST, given him a different weapon?

vintage 2001 lego fan instructions for building a raptor

isn’t it gorgeous

This is a real topic on BZP. Someone actually posted this. I’m not making this up. I swear.

graaaghghelabasasta
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

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you should enable comments, you dumpus
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

Pretty sure they are enabled

But you kind of have to be following us for two weeks for those to work and as far as I’m aware you aren’t even following us at all so

did the ignika seriously have a crossover with the All-American Rejects in 2006, or have I just made that up in the seven years since
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

absurd bonkles merchandise is a treasure

also i dont see why you guys dont let anon be a thing on here like do you know how much anonymous hate you'd get? you'd be swimming in material
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

i’d have to agree with you on that, but it’d get tiresome after a while being bombarded by constant pseudo-4channers sending us “hey fagface you suck dick”

suckass niggerskin blackies i ate photocrunk get my dyke skype address before I shit all over your internet friends, fucko
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

Jesus fucking christ are you one of the people from that Crackjag chat or something

If I’m interpreting this correctly then yes please give me your skype address I am legitimately morbidly curious enough to want to talk to you

ur fucking gay eat my ass i'm ready to fight about genders and how women are terrible fucking wastes of skin
lunacyoflegomanvalues lunacyoflegomanvalues Said:

I’m so confused who are you what is this even in response to why did you feel compelled to send this

Actually going by the colossal shiny robobutt I am immediately greeted with on your blog I’m just going to guess you came here for the bonkles porn and are upset by the recent lack of it

I have to admit that thanks to Vlad Sybre Dracula the Impaler here, I can’t help but imagine this event as some kind of AFOL orgy

I’m going to be honest and straightforward here: this is not an awful set. It’s not even in the bottom ten LEGO sets I’ve ever purchased. There was enough good here to make me question if I should even do a review on this blog.

However, in the end, if you’re looking for glowing praise, go see BZPower’s review. I’m not here to tell you about sets that are good, but to tell you just how awful sets are, and I am going to give you the lowdown on all the garbage involved in this set. In the end, though, unlike the others, this one might be worth the cash.

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Check out the legs on this one.

Check out the legs on this one.

maqdaddio said: Shadrahk isn’t a banned member. Shadrahk is a MOCer who has been part of BZP since forever. -Shadrahk-, however, -is- banned. Since I know there is no malicious intent by the user, I have made sure there is no confucion as to which Shadrahk it is.

Ok, yeah, I should have clarified that there is currently a non-banned Shadrahk who is completely different who is TOTALLY the Shadrahk this person (who appears to be of the BZPC crew that the other Shadrahk was in) meant.

MT Zehvor is on thin ice here, and it’s odd, because I have no idea what he’s trying to do.
First, his post said “How about that Shadrahk guy?” Shadrahk was banned last year for harassing a user off-site over a BZPower contest, and even if the circumstances of his banning weren’t so dreadful, it would still be against the rules to mention him.
Then, shortly after, he edited it to replace “Shadrahk” with “Crackjag”. Mentioning BZP hackers is even worse than banned members, so I’m not sure if it was a failed attempt at damage control or if he was going for maximum offense.
Then, Makaru edited his post to remove Crackjag’s name, with the quip “You were better off with the name before your edit”, which apparently he interpreted as an invitation to mention a banned member again (which is still against the rules).
The only explanation I can think of is that this is some sort of edgy “lolol fuck bzpower commies” thing? and he wants to seem superior somehow because he likes bigoted harassment and juvenile attacks on a dying forum. 


MT Zehvor is on thin ice here, and it’s odd, because I have no idea what he’s trying to do.

First, his post said “How about that Shadrahk guy?” Shadrahk was banned last year for harassing a user off-site over a BZPower contest, and even if the circumstances of his banning weren’t so dreadful, it would still be against the rules to mention him.

Then, shortly after, he edited it to replace “Shadrahk” with “Crackjag”. Mentioning BZP hackers is even worse than banned members, so I’m not sure if it was a failed attempt at damage control or if he was going for maximum offense.

Then, Makaru edited his post to remove Crackjag’s name, with the quip “You were better off with the name before your edit”, which apparently he interpreted as an invitation to mention a banned member again (which is still against the rules).

The only explanation I can think of is that this is some sort of edgy “lolol fuck bzpower commies” thing? and he wants to seem superior somehow because he likes bigoted harassment and juvenile attacks on a dying forum.